ATTEN-SION!
Morning troops. It's parade time and I expect you all to be up and ready with your bunks tidy and your shoes polished. None of this Saturday morning lie in nonsense. Get your best captions ready and lined up by 9am sharp. The General Mammasaurus will be inspecting the troops later so there'll be no slacking. If they don't pass muster then you'll be dropping to the floor and giving me 20.
What you waiting for, quick - march!
Hurry up girly your nappy's not smelling too great from back here.
ReplyDeleteThe early morning assault course was really paying off.
ReplyDeleteComing to get you... whether you're ready or not!
ReplyDeleteThey were starting to wonder if the tunnel would ever end......
ReplyDeleteWow, someone hasn't washed their socks in a while, pooh!
ReplyDeletewhere is that new hairpin, the little green one? let me have a look
ReplyDeleteIntroducing new super sized sausages from Tesco - they have been a bit vague as to it's ingredients though....
ReplyDeleteHurry up in front! We've got to get over the wall and down the cargo net before breakfast.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if we will find the white rabbit down here!
ReplyDelete*hums Great Escape theme*
ReplyDeleteQuick let's escape
ReplyDeleteLook, just stay in here. I promise mummy can't see us!
ReplyDeleteWell done men. Your captions are all an acceptable standard. You may have ten minutes time off for good behaviour. Aaaaat ease!
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