Saturday Is Caption Day!

Morning troops. The Colonel is happy with your caption parade last week but a couple of points need to be noted. Before you appear on the parade ground please make sure you are properly attired, dressing gowns will not be permitted, also put down the gin bottle, it's half eight for goodness sake. Right. Get your best captions ready and proudly on display. Let's show the enemy what we're made of.

Atten-sion!