ATTEN-SION!
Morning troops. It's parade time and I expect you all to be up and ready with your bunks tidy and your shoes polished. None of this Saturday morning lie in nonsense. Get your best captions ready and lined up by 9am sharp. The General Mammasaurus will be inspecting the troops later so there'll be no slacking. If they don't pass muster then you'll be dropping to the floor and giving me 20.
What you waiting for, quick - march!
